Today's Flowers . . .

. . . are Roses!

I am now taking over the task
of watching the flowers in our house Heaven
ever since my big brother Bogart died.
So now I am . . .
Heaven's Flower Dawg!
(What horror! Woof, I mean, what an honor)

And if you are the type
who hate dogs who bark out loud
and maintain popular blogs . . .
(I woofy heard there are humans who hate bloggy doggy)
. . . then you can end your reading
about my drooly flowers
after this woofy paragraph
because I tend to bark a lot.
More drooly flowers to sniff and gawk at TodaysFlowers.


TodaysFlowers
Part 2
Rated G: Good only for Goofy Readers
especially dog-lovers and lovely dogs

So okay, to continue with my tale . . .

I woke up and found this:
I am not used to this
simply because I am not a flower dog.
I am a bone dog.
I am also chicken dog,
a bacon and cheese dog,
a slurpy ice cream dog,
a . . .
you get the drift.
But since Bogart died
Keeper assigned me
to do the flower dog Bogart's task
which was:
"Keep Watch Over the Flowers"

I have no idea why we have to watch it.

. . . since it is not exactly edible. . .
(well, not exactly my taste)
and WATCH THOSE . . .
. . . THORNS, Popsy!
Too late.

There's nothing to smell, Popsy.
Not unless you want that vintage scent
that Grannies and old people wear . . .

On second thoughts
I told Keeper that maybe Popsy
should watch the flowers instead . . .
There.
Popsy looked purr-fect.
Beauty and the Beast.
Black and Red.
Yin and Yang.
Hoo and Ha.
. . . oh, you get the drift.
Popsy will keep watch until Keeper arrives
and gives him a pat on the head
where Popsy will feel and act
like The King of Roses . .
Ugh!

Meanwhile this SuperDog
who kept watch will look like some lazy bum
who can't be depended to watch flowers!
There goes my SuperDog title!

Anydawg,
since today is Drawing Day:

. . . and I am a Drawing Dog
here is my drooly flower drawing:
. . . to add to the million drawings today!

Also:
These red and pink roses were taken by my humans
from the party of their Aunt Nena.
In short, my hoomans snitched flowers
from the party of a woman who just turned 80!
And here are the culprits:
TheOtherKeeperLuchie and KeeperLui surround Aunt Nena
and try to look sheepishly innocent! Watch those flower-snatchers!!!

Happy Birthday, Aunt Nena!
Woof! Your nieces did not bring me any food!!!
And since you still look gorgeous like a rose at 80
I dedicate my drooly flower story just for you!