. . . woofy wednesday . . .

Call it

Woofless Wednesday.


And don't ask my Alpha-Papa-Dawg-Sumo
'cause he looked just as bad:
Woofless.
Wolf-like.
War-ready.
Watch it, MrLeach,
GETOUTTAHERE!


Well, if you must know
yesterday was the BIG DAY.
Big as in
BIG.


We were all doled up
to attend the inaugural ceremony of
President Benigno Simeon Cojuangco Aquino III:
Lookit!
Yellow shirt,
yellow socks, (for the dusty Manila streets)
yellow ribbon tag,
yellow paw tag,
yellow teeth,
yellow whatever . . .

and then pfffft . . .
WE CAN'T GO!
Nobody can take us!
Nobody cares.
Nobody, nobody,
nobody will do!

At first, Popsy Sumo thought of an idea:
Ride a Bike.

Woof!
Nopey, Popsy.
I mean, lookit, Popsy!
We can't ride all the way to Luneta!!!
I mean, we can't last up to the subdivision gate
much less the end of RainbowAvenue
without panting and looking like mad!

I mean
we can't
RIDE A BIKE.
Period.
By the time we get there
our yellow whatever will turn black!
Believe my drool, Popsy!
I ain't riding anything without aircon!
Period.

Count me out.
I'd rather stay home
and brood to death.
Where's Keeper?


I'd rather stay home
and order pizza and yogurt
and charge it all to Keeper!

But of course,
Popsy won't take that . . .
. . . standing up.

I mean, lookit!
Popsy campaigned for NoyNoy.
I barked hoarse the whole of RainbowAve
for our candidate NoyNoy.
I almost bit Keeper to death
for not voting for Noynoy.
And now when NoyNoy won
and we have the tickets and invites
for the inaugural
somebody
somebody pulled out (!)
and told us
to just watch on TV!

Big deal.

Tell that to my paw, Keeper!
Oh, we can't just watch on TV!
WE NEED TO BE ON TV!
Oh, can't you see, Keeper!
We have to strut it out on stage
and stand beside NoyNoy
and look proud like a real SuperDogs
and later say our piece
and blah about
animal abuse,
animal care,
animal protection,
animal rights,
animal freebies,
animal loot bags,
animal whatever . . .
oh, you guys know what I mean!


Sweepy, it is raining out there!
Plus, it is sweltering 36 degrees hot
even in that cloudy-rainy-sunny-day!
And if you're lucky
you'll get thunder
and for sure
FIREWORKS
at the end of the whole shebang!!!
You-Can't-Go-Period!

Popsy started itching all over.
A sure sign of stress.
Popsy almost tore his yellow shirt
in complete disgust
but Keeper remain
unmoved.

Totally passive.
Totally unresponsive.
Totally stubborn.
Totally . . .
that's it!

Keeper said:
WE'RE STAYING HOME!


This IAmNinoy Dog is home.
This Pinoy SuperDog is home.
We finally won with Noynoy
but no, we can't rejoice with him
because we are home watching TV.
I can eat that TV alive!


As for Popsy Sumo:
. . . Popsy slept all day
in complete disgust . . .
and on to the next day
when he got the papers
to remind him . . .

WE MISSED OUR BIG EVENT!!!!


And not only that
we missed a lot:

Aunt Remy died and we missed saying condolence to her!

Our ageing PC died for days that we missed barking
so PetMania, PetManic, PetAPat
sorry, we can't link to you!

My gurlfriend Stef is graduating
and I can't go.
Congrats, Step!

My other hooman gurlfriend Michelline
had her BIG exhibit and again
I wasn't able to go.
Congrats, Mich!!

Albert's bday and exhibit
and we were not able to go.
Happy birthday, Albert!

Happy, my gurlfriend,
and TheAnimalDoctor's Secretary
just lost one of her dogs, Jenilyn
and we can't even read the MMS
because my cellphone is DEAD!
Happy, we are thinking of you!

My great fan ClaireAnn
missed her powerpoint
on her big day
because our PC is down!
CAT, sorry, sorry, sorry!

And all my pending creatives
since December 2009 is still
locked and ageing in my mailbox.
Sorry TP, BG and NL!

Nothing works in Heaven.
A simple lunar eclipse
and everything went down.

I am sorry folks and furries.
I am home.
And nothing works.