Thursday's Cat . . . and all that Meow!

Hullo, Gattina!

. . . er, meow . . .

Oh, I know I'm late by two days for TuesdayCats.
Okay make that a day.
I live in a zone where the day starts early.
But only a few hours before Australia.
Tess, Willow and the gang are ahead.
'mornin' guys!

And I know I'm not a . . . woofy cat.
But don't ya think I look good like one?
And hey, this is also purr-fect for
Dragonstar's black and white weekend
but it ain't a weekend
and I'm late for that as well.
Me-me-meow!

I can't do this for Midweek blues either
because, well, it ain't blue.
Bluey hu-hu!

I figured I have to dress up
especially when Nora and Lola kept visiting
and all they see are my boring collars
and my drool kerchief . . .
WhaddyaMeanYaDontHaveOne?

Well, this shirt is Keeper's.
It's on the way to the laundry basket
but I kidnap it
er, make that 'shirtnap' it.
It looks perfect for some Runway reviews.

You wouldn't believe this
but this shirt is a gift to Keeper
by TheOtherKeeper (TOK) Luchie
who celebrated her bday recently.

I don't understand it.
It was Luchie's birthday
and she gave a gift to Keeper.
And what did Keeper gave to Luchie?
NADA.
What shame!
MEOWRRRG!

And instead of going out
my humans decided to just eat in.

They decided to just order for delivery
all imaginable greasy fastfood fare
and gorge themselves happy.
Disgusting!
And look at all that!
Fish, chips, shrimps, chicken and noodles!
And a double fudge chocolate cake!
And as soon as it got out of the box
half of it is gone in seconds!
My hoomans are rabid!

I even saw Keeper
lugging another slice
of a mini ice cream fruit cake . . .
tucked in her hand while talking to the plants . . .
and gobbled everything
in one gulp!

And the height of all these indulgence is this:
Keeper's favorite ube (purple yam)
topping her favorite ube puto (rice cake)!

Totally disgusting.
Meowfff!

And what did we get from all this feast?
A cup of flavored yogurt!
The hoomans had everything
and all Popsy and I got
was a drooly cup!

I can't drooly understand
why these hoomans ordered everything
that is not good for animals!

But it is now December
and I'm off sending my holiday cards early
in case I get drooly late
and I miss the action again.

It is also the best time to SWEEP
all the dust and drool of this year
so I can make the coming one
clearer, cleaner
and drooly on time.

And before I end
if you're a cat
and even a wannabe cat
here are my Two Questions Thursday for you:
1) what NO-NO food do want to eat?
2) have you eaten any no-no food and what happened?
and a bonus Q:
What is your favorite to-die-for Feast?


And WOOF! I think I hear Tom Jones blasting from the past . . .

What's new Pussycat? Wo-oh-wo-oh-whoa . . .
You're delicious and if my wishes can come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips . . .