And I'm also Front.
I'm also Asleep
. . . but when I hear Keeper call my name
it sounds like Music To Ma Ears.
And that begins my ScavengerHuntSunday
past Midnight of the next day
whichever day it is . . .
My drooly face is also Hot, Ashley.
My zits look Not Hot.
The weather is Hot.
I live in a Hut.
My eyes are clear
but I use drooly CLEAR glasses, Ashley
because it makes me look cute
and when I wear one
girls swoon over me.
Of course when the hoomans come drooling at Heaven's gate
I wear both Hat and Clear Glasses
. . . to keep off my drooly fans.
I heard people use dark glasses
but how can I see the drooly people
if ma glasses have shades?!?
Out Of This World
. . . is Keeper's something inside a glass.
Don't ask me what it drooly is.
Don't dare ask Popsy as well . . .
. . . because he gets sprinkled with it as well!
Keeper sprinkles them something
on Anything and AnyBeing
that is Sick, Dying, Stupid and Moody.
I am Moody so I get sprinkled A LOT of those something.
And when I get sprinkled with something
I run faster than anymoodybeing captured on cctv.
I'm moody but not without a reason, Amy.
I get drooly moody and the world turns bleak
when I hear noises 24/7 . . .. . . and the house smells of paint, dust, and sweat . . .
"when are those workers leaving, Keeper?"
and I don't get my weekly baths
"when is my scheduled bath, Keeper?"
. . . so when that happens, Amy,
my drooly world blinks!
Yesterday, the weather was so hot
yet by afternoon, dark stormy clouds came
and brought thunder, lightning, winds and rains
and brought me and my Popsy running like mad!
It brought Keeper running with her magical wand
telling the angry winds to hush and stay calm
so life goes on . . .
. . . and Heaven is still in chaos.
My furs are a mess.
My face have zits.
My paws have hot spots.
And I badly need propeelaxsissy
or whatever it is the hoomans do to clean the teeth.
I need total renovation, Liza.
It's a good thing I'm good-looking.
And that's my drooly dog advice to all:
"When things don't look good try to look drooly good"