Eeeew Collar

There.

The dreaded e-collar.
The Whatever, Ashley.
Some of you emailed me for pictures of it.

I often wonder if the SPACE is not too much for my li'l head.
After all, it once belonged to my late bro Bogart.
And Bogart had a humongous head!
No, make that 'Bogart was HUGE, bless his MACRO soul!'

Well, as they say, don't ask to try it
OR YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

WOOF!
What a blue, blue world!
Purrfect for Blue Monday, Sally!

Now I can't turn my head around
which is the reason for its being.
Hoomans strap it on ya so ya can't touch yer body.
Therefore, ya can't lick yer drooly hot spot!
Do ya HEAR that, Popsy?!!?!!

Now you know why my drooly world
gets splashed out, Amy!

Of course I can attempt to look SWEET, Ashley:
And of course I look BRIGHTy and smarty
not to mention,
that when I get stuck in bluey
I end up SEEING DOUBLE!

And I see TWOs everywhere!

And when I see two toes (er,paws?) on a Monday:
I think of Lisa and Kitty going woofless
and that makes Toesday on Twosday!
nya nya nya . . .

". . . life comes in two tutus, tut-tut . . ."

So before I get totally confusedsy
lemme jaz tell you
that the renov isn't over . . .

. . . and my own hot spots are dry, DrGeoff:

. . . but not my Popsy's:
(Note at Popsy's left paw!)
as the TWO of us waitsy . . .

for somebody to join us . . .
which now makes it THREE . . .

. . . and I wait in my black and white weekend, Dragonstar
until this Oh-Ghost month pass
as happy spirits roam our Heaven
and we drooly bade them
to enter in twos
and never be blue . . .






Have a blue, happy, o-ghost August!

De Superdog Week

Hear ye, Hear ye.

I went to the wedding . . . not.
They won't even let me on the plane!
And to think I made this card early
to give away to my adoring fans
but they thought I was the Underdog!
Hey I ain't going anywhere under.

What's with these people anyway!

And so I start my week
doing challenges on a hot 36 degrees weather.
Superdog Tricks:

When the weather is too hot
you do things lying down.

When it gets hotter
you bark out to the hoomans
for salvation.

When you want the hottest
check out my photo challenges!

And I start with Jan
who wants SOOC and
First Of The Month:
Jan, this is Chicky, our chico tree.
It is Keeper's FOTM April
but she's nowhere
and I was here first.
And Popsy and TheOtherKeeper. . .
I was also hoping to get the best shadow shots
for Harriet's Shadow Sunday:
But look, Harriet, the black beast has no shadow!
But somebody . . .
Somebody loud and sneaky . . .
. . . wants to get the beast!
Let me assure you
NOBODY gets the beast alive.
Popsy is one smart beast and father.
I rest my case.
And I got my shadow shot!

So on to my next challenges . . .
Ashley wants 5 photos for SHS

. . . and she gets them all!

Architecture
People go to church but this church goes to the Superdog.
And I ask the church "no service eh?"
And the church said "no, no dogs to serve."
There ought to be a law against talking churches.

Rimmed with Lights
This hopes to keep flies and mosquitoes out of my nose when I nap.

Shades
Perfect to ward off the heat and annoying hoomans ogling at a sleeping dog.

This Is My Favorite
Our old portrait with my late Mumsy Pica. circa2002

Toes and Feet
Pitter patter ma feet is a-sleeping matter.

This monochrome is also perfect
for Dragonstar's Black and White Weekend!
This dragon is asleep, Dragonstar!


And talk of weddings . . .
I really wanted to attend one with the bride in black
and walking with a handsome golden dog.
You really should consider that, Amy.
But Amy wants slashed out color for CSS:

And Amy gets her wish:
This is called indulgence on a hot day.
I call it madness.
I call it Selfie Day.
I call it a No-No.
Oh, why can't humans eat something
without chocolates and nuts and raisins
and anything that they can not share with dogs?

And for Lisa of
. . . here is Sweepy the putter look:
I spun glittering magic of delight, drooly love,
and furry hugs to all romantics
and new saints, and old keepers,
and most especially to all dog lovers
and lovers of this Superdog!
See ya next woofy week!

Passion Week

That's what the hoomans call it.

Well, my life is full of passion anyway.
So mine is really a passion year
and a drooly passion doggy life!

Now moving on . . .

Ashley's passion-filled challenges for:


Time
This is my blue clock, Ashley.
It does not work ever.
But it is also perfect for SmilingSally's Blue Monday:

I have drooly problems with linking, Sally.
Something to do with my big paw.
Somebody ought to make keyboards animal-friendly.
And I can't use speaker driven keypads
simply because I don't human speak.
Oh, what a blue, blue time!

Now, Ashley wants Poem/Poetry
What else but my poem-like paws, Ashley!
And it goes like:
"Oh, what big paws you have! The better to . . ."
Wait, that ain't child-friendly
and I might get arrested for violence.
And Keeper said it is dusty and dirty white.
So scrap the woofy poetry.
Next!

Outside
I always wondered why everybody wants to go outside?
I don't go outside of Heaven.
The air and streets look dirty and smelly.
The noise and pollution makes you dumb
and gives you bad coughs for ages.
Well, this week somebody gave free anti-rabies shots again
and hundreds of dogs down RainbowAve came traipsing outside
and gave Popsy Sumo endless exercise
running to and fro Heaven barking at everydoggy.
I texted my online vet, DrGeoff.
I know I had my shots last November
and wondered if I can have another one.
"That's over-vaccination, Sweepy! Wait for November"
k doc. drooly tnx.

Next!

ZOOM
What else, Ashley, but my handsome face.
You can't have a week go by
without my drooly face
plastered in your memory.
Load my huge zits and cavities too
and you're guaranteed a nightmare.

Isolation
My Me time.
The purrfect time to watch the goings on
and wonder what the fuss is about.
Warning to Animals: Hoomans can give us stress
Avoid them as often as you can.
Except during meal times.


Now, when I shoot this same scene "with a heart" . . .
. . . it makes you break all heart, livers, and arms.
My drooly doggy wisdom for Lisa this week:
Life is a drooly wave of ups and downs.
When this happens, you take a drooly nap.

Now if I shoot it in monochrome . . .
it gets perfect for Dragonstar's
Black and White Weekend!

But if I shoot it in sepia . . .
it looks purrfect for Mary's Sepia Scenes:

But if I want to combine color and monochrome . . .
that will be purrfect for Amy's
Color Splash Sunday
. . . and just so you know
last week my CSS got this:


And now for Allie's:

Allie's challenge: Sports
My loverly squeak ball.
It gives irritating noise that is not good
especially during Holy Monday.
Passion week is about hush time.
You tiptoe in quirky fashion
and no squeakies for a week.

And for my Blog Action Day:
I barked at TheOtherKeeper to inform other doggies
who have not taken their anti-rabies shots last Nov
to move their butts and FurBarkinOutLoud
have yer free shots NOW na!
And as for Dawgy, our drooly adopted neighbor,
who seemed abandoned all week,
don't worry you will always be part of our family.
I ordered two meals sent to her daily.

And to end . . .
here is another MACRO shot
purrfect for Lisa and her chaos:

Do not forget to smile at the world.
They smile and laugh at you anyway!

In drooly remembrance of my big brother Bogart:
January 15, 2001 - April 14, 2010