Showing posts with label Mellow Yellow Monday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mellow Yellow Monday. Show all posts

21.3.11

HapiWoofyMeowyBarkyDay!

And there goes the gang.
Purrfect for Sally's Blue Monday,
DrowsyMonkey's Mellow Yellow Monday,
Mary's Ruby Tuesday,
Angel Wing's Color Carnival
and Misty Dawn's Camera Critters.
Ha!

Actually, more than half of the images got lost!
Here's what happened:
Keeper saved all images, edited between work,
saved as psp file, added more images, saved as psp,
and last Sat-yer-day, she started deleting images
and before you know it, she deleted the psp file!
Images there were completely deleted!
Yikey!

Now why would a purrfectly sane hooman do such a thing?
Keeper said she deleted to clear the desk.
Keeper deletes stale file except my pictures.
Stale files are those that were processed and sent.
Keeper has huge files from artists on hold
which means that these files ARE stale
but she can not delete them because it is not sent.
And she can not send them unless they finish their whatever.
And this is her dilemma.
Her stale files are messing with My Files!
Keeper should delete Her Files
because mine does not get stale.
Ever.

And so, Keeper tried to redo
My Birthday Portrait
but then most of my guests
were not included because Keeper
can not find the files anymore!
Yikes!

So I am SORRY for Bernie the elephant
Jasper the hat, Donny the orangutan, another Donnie the chihuahua,
Minnie the poodle, Alliana the persian cat, the cats of Billy's farm,
Elisa the snake, Fido, Marcie, Grant, and hoomans Trick, Joey,
EJ's cats, and Gattina's cats and my FB fans Joyen, Belinda,
Annie, Jackie, Meg, Edwin, Tony, Simon, Jenny,
and other hoomans Lisa, Dragonstar, Alfie
and my hooman gurlfriends!
So SORRY my loverly friends . . .
Please forgive my drooly Keeper.


. . . but Thank you for greeting me
and sending me your awesome pictures
(well, at least I saw them before somebody deleted them!)
and I also thank those who WERE included:
Marley (the Bogart look-alike), Rottie (who is now pregnant and made everybody jumpy!), Maxie and Snowball, Cacai (the look-alike of Lorenza), Dawgy our adopted neighbor (no, she does not live with us but we feed her regularly), Colby, Dawson, Spring, the Wildcats of Wildwood, Scarlet from the Greenwoods team (thanks Trudis, Jasper, Moymoy, Secretary and DrGeof and others), Francine (the little girl who is trying to give me stickers, yikes!), Oreo (a bonafide member of CreativeKids), Tuttie-Frutty, Viola and Pusa (the one who sent the card all the way from Norway!), Lisa and Kitty (the golden cat who wants to bring the cake home), Catsky, Keepers Luchie and Lui, and my Popsy Sumo!

And this is your 9 year old SuperDog:
Completely exhausted and my furs
completely 'out-of-tune' because
Keeper did not give me a bath this week!
She was exhausted and whiny
she gave me treats and massage
and greeted me all week
but somebody please tell her
that I need my weekly bath.


So what is a 9yo dog?
Somebody asked me that on the chatroom.
Well, nothing that is not like a 1 yo pup.
I still love to sleep, jump, sit on a chair,
tweet, bark at the wind, smell the plants,
chew the mails, pee everywhere, etc.

And what is a superdog? another asked.
There. A superdog goes on super dogprojects
lugging his super level down cam and phone.

While people are going 'level up'
I am staying completely 'down'
with gadgets fit for a bug.

My Camera and CameraPhone for Ashley's SHS
You see, when you call somebody
the connection goes pffft
and when you text you try to KISS
(keep it short stup--, er, uhm,
keep it short and simple)
so if I text my message above it goes like this:
lo lu! bil wz hir 2x n lef @bin bt nx ddnt

And this is Bill:
Bill is the other other mail delivery guy who delivers only bills
which Keeper calls Migraine
and which gets deposited on bin or not
because he wanted me to sign it and I won't.

That SMS message cost .90 cents.
We are supertipid (tipid: savers aka cheapskates)
and talk of tipid please mark your calendar
March 26 is Earth Hour.
Earth Hour - Proudly Committed
You switch off electricity for an hour or more.
In our house Heaven, we go the extra mile: 60+
That means we switch off for more than 60 minutes!
Only the ref is switched on most days.
We are so tipid that the electric company
wants to donate electricity to us!

The only thing on 24/7 is my camera:
. . . because it doubles as a cctv.
It shows the drooly trespassers and sleeping guard dogs.
This image is perfect for Lisa Macro Monday.
Yikeydoodle!


Ashley's Scavenger Hunt Sunday

is also looking for SHOES
and since I don't own one
I am showing Keeper's flats
. . . which is my favorite chew something!

And for Ashley's IMPERFECTION challenge:
My perfectly imperfect FANGS!
Watch it!

And for Ashley's CHAIR challenge:
. . . our favorite guarding place.
You sit on it and it rocks you to sleep.
You sit on it and you can see everything below you.
You sit on it and people drool at you.

My fave red Chair is also perfect
for artistically Amy
and her Color Splash Sunday:
Just drooly cut and paste the red chair on drooly monochrome!
Now Popsy will not sit on any red chair
especially when he is on monochrome.
Don't ask why.

My drool chair is also purrfect
for Lisa at The Creative Exchange:
A chair is still a chair even when there's no one sitting there
but a chair is not a house and a house is not a chair

when there's only the two of us watching it

and when Keeper is not there

to kiss us goodnight . . .

I think I got the old song upside sitting down, Lisa.


And for Allie's Happy Monday
and her theme is Spring:

We only have hot and rainy.
Spring is actually my springy step, Allie!


And for Jan of SOOC:
I should lighten this but since it is SOOC . . .
This shot shows my small kingdom
and my Keeper aiming her camera at me.
And that's the StraightOutOfCAmera
slice of a Superdog's life.

I love you all to bits!
I love to hug you drooly
but I am really shy in real time.
But I join Keeper and all the hounds
during the full moon on my birthday
for healing, for renewal, for calm
and my birthday wish
is for all my readers
to embrace the changes coming
into all our lives with joy . . .

14.2.11

The Heart of the Matter

. . . is the matter with my heart.
And my drooly heart does not matter
to the one I drooly heart.
Do you heart me?

Okay
to start this drooly heart week
I am going to execute
my drool defying challenge
for Paper Mama's
The Paper Mama
My Valentimes

. . . and guess what?
This-Is-A-Drooly-Late-Entry!
As they say "better late than never"
but better never woofy late!


~ and ~


for the first time ever
I am writing a letter to a Cat.
And this is not just any cat.
I am going to write to a cat named Kitty.
Kitty is owned by Ashley.
Ashley, the human, who made me
a scavenger every Sunday.
Here goes:
Come to think of it.
I think I should have a cat GF.
And I'm still working on the elephant GF
but that's another drooly story. . .


Now, here are my shots
for Ashley's SHS



Bright White:
Well, it is WHITE. Sorta. It is also dry, dirty and dusty WHITE.
But hey Ashley, this paw is powered by my bright mind! ;0)


Strong
And that is my Popsy's drooly foot.
With this drooly thing, my father can jump
at anybody and anything that moves
and tries to enter our drooly house.
It also has a "strong" smell
that can kill.
Now don't tell me I did not warn you.


Warmth
This is my old drooly comforter wannabe.
My hooman tried to sew this for me.
I did say "try". . .
Well, it does keep me warm on chilly nights.


Patterns
And that's the pattern of gold and black
on an afternoon noon nap.

And if you repeat it (Repetition!)
it looks like . . .

Shadows
When my Popsy trails me
even in my nap
that makes him
My Shadow!


And now here is my drooly pose
for Allie's Happy Monday:

Allie wanted me to show "jewelry" this week:
That ain't woofy mine.
That is Keeper's drooly choker!
But the one below is Keeper's ring
and guess who is the celebrity on it?
. . . Keeper wears me in her fingers all the time
as a reminder for her to hurry home!


And now here's for Smiling Sally
and her Blue Monday:
Smiling Sally
Now this is part of my puzzle mat:
If you solve the puzzle
it means you are not puzzled.
If you can't, you chew the pieces
and it makes you happy.
Happy Blue Monday!


Here's for Drowsy Monkey
and her Mellow Yellow Monday:
MellowYellowBadge
Now that is the missing piece.
I have no idea where it should go
except in my drooly mouth
and provide perfect chewing tool.
Happy Yellow Fangsday!


And if you noticed there is also
pink, orange, green, lavender whatnots
for the rest of your colorful Moonday.


And here's for destruction
on all days of the week
but toned down
for Amy's Color Splash Sunday:
Nya-nya-nya!


And because it is the month of hearts
I am off to hide in my superdoggyhouse
because look!
All my female (and male) FANS
are waiting for this Superdog outside
but I'm not taking a walk with them
and treat them to eat-all-you-can
nor do I have plans to give my heart away!

So pssst, Rottie . . .
may you have your Eddie with you.
And happy barking for Maxi and Snowball!
And for all lovestruck peeps . . .

Happy Hiding Heart Valentimes!